Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Would you?

Yesterday a conversation sparked up in my computers class. About whether or not we would shoot someone if we ever cam into the hands of a gun.
Your first response would probably be no. But are you sure. What if there was no consequences, what if they didn't die you just shot them.
Someone asked me if I would.
I thought for a second.
Would I?
no. I told them. But you can't be tottally sure until you are there in that spot holding the gun. But I would like to think that I wouldn't shoot them. I told her that I would proably whack the person with my gun but not shoot them.
She said she would, and that she would probably cry and feel the wheight of her guilt soon afterwards.

The person who began the spontaneous topis was another classmate. She said she would shoot someone if she ever got a gun. People laughed. You wouldn't really! She said she was.
If she ever DOES get a gun, I just hope she likes me enough not to shoot me.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Walk of the day

Well today I decided (actually forced) to take my fat Jack russel for a walk.
The thing is he's a bit crazy, he is a good dog with people, and wouldn't hurt a soul. Except he is viscious with other canine's, it's weird. He'll just attack. Thats why I avoid walks.
So we head for our walk and ahead I see a BIG rottweiler. Frick. I tug hard on his leash so he won't go ballistic on the massive dog. Unfortunately the weasel slips out of his new collar and runs up to the dog.

The stand nose to nose. I was surprised he hadn't enraged a fight yet.
So I take my oppurtunity and scoop, my courageous, yet flakey pup into my arms and hurry a safe distance away.
The rottweiler barks angrily, and my dog growls back.
I snap at him for baing a jerk, I don't even apologize to the owners. Classy. I walk away, hugging my sausage dog to my chest.
I walk off hastily, holding the limp leash and retarded pet.
"This is why I hate taking you for walks! Because you always act like a frikin dumbass!" I hiss in my dogs ear.

Yeah, I realized after that I was cursing at my dog.

First Entry

Well this is The first blog. I've never blogged before. I am now a non blog-virgin. lol! I'm psychotic, I know.
No one will ever read this, because it will be boring. Not to me, but to you. No one in paticular. This here is stuff, people mostly don't and shouldn't know, about me.
For starters:
1. I enjoy using an excessive vocabulary
2. I also use a lot of exclamation points, trying to cut down on that, makes me sound peppy. Gross.
3. I have a pretty screwed up mind. I think of things, and sometimes narrate my life in my head as though it was story. Yeah. Explanation enough, hm?
4. I'm a class A screw up. There hasn't been a single day where I haven't brutually screwed up in life. can't help it,
5. And foremost, I'm a nerd. Aren't we all? A anti prep, and ruler of all childish and hider of fears and emotions. Understand?